Benson DuBois

Have you ever resigned yourself to not being able to remember something, like the theme song to a favorite television show? Then for some reason you just start singing it out of the blue? While talking to your dog. And on the same day as the first blue moon. Today is the day for strange occurrences.

Why am I so smart?

I'm the type of guy who comes up with a great turn of phrase, then is shocked when someone else says it without ever hearing it from me. Why am I so ahead of my time?